He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
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private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
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Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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