she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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