you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
