So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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