How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
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If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
i now understand why vodka
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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