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apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves