Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

This phone does not accept mass texts. Try again.

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(630): View more from Illinois

i would rim the shit out of meg ryan

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends

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(518): View more from New York

she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.

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(305): View more from Florida

i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...

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(716): View more from New York

i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.

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(707): View more from California

Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.

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(616): View more from Michigan

I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels

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