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i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
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I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels