So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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