nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
