: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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