Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
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Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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