yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
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Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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