She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Randomize
