...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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