happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
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I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
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You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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