she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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