There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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