i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
