Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
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