why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.