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  (864): View more from South Carolina

  The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.

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  (864): The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college. http://tfl.nu/rxu2
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  (248): View more from Michigan

  her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.

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  (248): her lazy eye was starring daggers at me. http://tfl.nu/0qd5
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  (302): View more from Delaware

  Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.

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  (302): Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters. http://tfl.nu/m9v3
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  (815): View more from Illinois

  I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.

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  (815): I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed. http://tfl.nu/hsgt
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  (303): View more from Colorado

  i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas

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  (303): i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas http://tfl.nu/cueg
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  (386): View more from Florida

  Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.

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  (386): Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target. http://tfl.nu/eg9l
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  (206): View more from Washington

  You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.

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  (206): You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick. http://tfl.nu/hzir
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  (612): View more from Minnesota

  You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.

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  (612): You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms. http://tfl.nu/grmf
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  (573): View more from Missouri

  Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!

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  (573): Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica! http://tfl.nu/ntrd
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  (520): View more from Arizona

  If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death

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  (520): If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death http://tfl.nu/mtrm
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  (647): View more from Ontario

  yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??

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  (647): yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network?? http://tfl.nu/1o9j
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  (609): View more from New Jersey

  Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list

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  "Only you can prevent yeast infections."

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  (609): Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list (856): "Only you can prevent yeast infections." http://tfl.nu/zmgo
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  (719): View more from Colorado

  Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?

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  (719): Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp? http://tfl.nu/8ejl
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  (904): View more from Florida

  I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet

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  (904): I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet http://tfl.nu/sqvb
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  (530): View more from California

  I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage

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  (530): I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage http://tfl.nu/j6kt
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