Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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