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(810): View more from Michigan

i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!

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(239): View more from Florida

R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs

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(718): View more from New York

OMG. Drunk.

(662): View more from Mississippi

I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.

(718): View more from New York

Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.

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(281): View more from Texas

Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno

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These Are 19 of the Most Horrible Strangers People Had to Sit Next to
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(248): View more from Michigan

Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?

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(618): View more from Illinois

he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.

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