I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
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She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
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We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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