I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style