Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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