I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
4 words: hood of his car
Dating After Heartbreak
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
These Images Prove Chrissy Teigen is the Funniest Model Alive
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.