yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
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I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
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you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie