Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
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