Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
How does one acquire holy water?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Randomize
