Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
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It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
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Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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