this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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