so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
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Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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