he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Randomize
