their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
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i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
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So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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