my sisters under your porch take her home
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
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you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
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Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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