I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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