Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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