After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
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She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
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The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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