But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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