I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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