Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
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I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
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I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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