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Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
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And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
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I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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