Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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