is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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