Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
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He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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