my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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