Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
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I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
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We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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