We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
is that a dick in a sweater?
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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