when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I just want nice things and good sex
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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