But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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