I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I will be naked everywhere
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
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