it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Randomize
