It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
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my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
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YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize