Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
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You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
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we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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