That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
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I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
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Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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